You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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