My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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