I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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