My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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