Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
