You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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