So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
there is glitter all over my balls
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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