But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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