Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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