great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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