I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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