Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
