Sponge bath it is.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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