Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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