It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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