U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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