I CAN MOONWALK!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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