I feel like abortions should bother me more
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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