I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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