But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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