I showed him my bush... on skype.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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