butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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