And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
There's a naked man in my car right now.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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