I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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