Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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