it was like eating out sand paper
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I think my moral compass just broke
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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