actually, I'm a sock model
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My cat gives me a boner
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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