you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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