There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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