Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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