You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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