You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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