Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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