your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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