did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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