you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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