we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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