and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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