He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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