I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she was so not down for the gang bang
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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