i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I wish there were birth control emojis
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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