Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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