She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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