Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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