she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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