its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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