This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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