I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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