Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
