New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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