Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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