Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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