Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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