she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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